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Sunday, October 28, 2012

This is Your Loop (an analytical film review)

Looper is writer/director Rian Johnson’s (Brick, The Brothers Bloom) exploration of time travel and it’s effects on one man as he tries to rid the past of its wrongs and the future of its harmful repetitive patterns.

By 2072, time travel has been invented and immediately outlawed. However, the mob is using it in secret to get rid of undesirables by sending them into the past to be assassinated by a Looper. Joe Simon (Joseph Gordon- Levitt), is one of these men in 2044, where our story takes place. All is good until he must close the Loop. Joe must kill his old self.

Old Joe (Bruce Willis) is living in the year 2072. In a montage of flash forwards, we see him sowing his wild oats and ultimately reforming his life by moving overseas and getting married. However, when the clock ticks and his time is up, Old Joe is not ready to let it all go. In his capture, his wife is caught in the crossfire, spurring him to return to the past and avenge his wife’s death. Allowing Young Joe and Old Joe to meet and reluctantly work together to get their lives back.

The mob is after both Joe and Old Joe, forcing them to seek refuge. Joe, instructed by Old Joe, goes to a farm where he meets Sara (Emily Blunt) and her son Cid.  Old Joe hides out on the streets. Joe learns quickly that Cid is suspicious and Sara’s hiding something.

Johnson tackles time travel with a unique and fresh look, both with his writing and his direction. The futuristic elements of the movie are inventive and give a sense of reality, which makes this world plausible. The screenplay is fast paced and not bogged down with extensive narratives explaining the often times boring logistics of time travel.  The film is really not about going into the future or the past, those concepts are merely the backdrop. Ultimately, it explores the patterns that life delivers and how we manage to break them. How we alter the loop.

Levitt delivers a solid performance by creating a very truthful version of a younger Bruce Willis. Despite the overly applied makeup of make-up artist Kazuhiro Tsuji, Levitt does manage to keep his character grounded. I think that with a role like this it could have easily spun out of control resulting in a poor Bruce Willis imitation. Levitt accomplished the balancing act of small Willis-like mannerisms with a unique character that was all his own.

However, it is Willis’ performance that really stands out. He is strong and vulnerable and is a great leader for a story that could have easily turned farcical. Willis displays confidence and control, showing the audience that even in his older years, he can still tackle tough action scenes with ease. The highlight of his performance lies in his scenes with Levitt. The actors work together to create a very interesting dynamic that allows them both to really shine.

Blunt turns in an interesting performance with her portrayal of an anxious mother trying to protect her son. She dons a Southern accent, which is fairly consistent. However, like Levitt, she looks a little different. Her hair is lighter, she wears little to no make-up and is in a much more vulnerable role than I think audiences have seen her before.

Looper is an interesting and new look into the sci-fi world. The film excels with its unique use of special effects resulting in some jaw-dropping moments. The attention to detail in both the set design and the props should be not overlooked. Looper is a different kind of movie that I haven't seen before, the clichés are minimal and the imaginative elements fly.
           

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Barbie Kong

INT. A HOUSE IN SUBURBIA

Katie, four years old, is playing with a Barbie Doll (for the purposes of this sketch the Barbie Doll is animated).

KATIE
You are pretty.

BARBIE
I know.

KATIE
Do you want me to comb your hair?

BARBIE
Yes, but do it very slowly and gently.

KATIE
Okay.

BARBIE
That’s too hard, do it more gently.

KATIE
Okay, I sorry.

BARBIE
Gosh.

Katie continues to gently comb Barbie’s hair.

KATIE
Now what you want to wear today?

BARBIE
Pink, pink, and more pink.

KATIE
Okay, how about your tutu.

BARBIE
No, no tutu!!!

KATIE
What about this dress.

BARBIE
No.

KATIE
Okay, what do you want to wear.

BARBIE
MY SWIMSUIT!!!

Katie puts on Barbie’s swimsuit.

KATIE
What do you want to do today?

BARBIE
Nothing.

KATIE
Nothing?

BABRIE
Nothing.

KATIE
I hate you, you’re no fun.

BARBIE
You’re no fun.

Katie tosses Barbie on the floor.

KATIE
I hate you!

BARBIE
I hate you more, stupid!

Katie starts screaming and bites off the Barbie Doll’s head.

KATIE
Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

BABRIE
Ow, stop, stop it!

KATIE
I hate you, you stupid, stupid, stupid. Rrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

BARBIE
You’re hurting me.

KATIE
Yumm, Yummm, Yumm, I love your stupid head, stupid Barbie Doll head.

Katie looks like Chucky with the Barbie’s severed head dangling out of her mouth, Cynthia, her mother enters.

CYNTHIA
Katie, no, not another one!

KATIE
I hate her.

CYNTHIA
I just bought it yesterday, can’t you just get along with the Barbies?

KATIE
NO!!!!!!!!

Katie charges her mother and goes for the jugular.

End.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Downtown

EXT. A STREET IN GREENWHICH VILLAGE

Two Upper Eastsiders, Kathy and John, are walking hand in hand.

KATHY
Wow, we haven’t been downtown in so long.

JOHN
I know, right?

KATHY
I mean I haven’t seen street performers, cafe’s called “Tea ?”, or optimism in so long.

JOHN
Yeah, I mean when you live on the Upper East Side you really get locked into a routine.

KATHY
But we have a great apartment.

JOHN
We do.

KATHY
Hey, look at this.

JOHN
Wow, people waiting in line to see live music.

KATHY
They look like they are really excited.

JOHN
Yeah, I mean they are all so shiny and sparkly.

KATHY
I know. Did florescent come back?

JOHN
I guess, and bow ties?

KATHY
Hey look at this, a book store.

JOHN
Oh my god, I thought everyone had kindles or nooks. It’s so cool to see actual books.

KATHY
Let’s go in.

Kathy and John go into the bookstore.

JOHN
Wow, I didn’t know there were so many books about grass.

KATHY
Yeah, and look at this place, I mean it’s so small and quaint.

A couple beside them are doing jumping jacks and reciting poetry.

JOHN
Look at these two.

KATHY
Ah, to be young again.

JOHN
Yup, when bills and health insurance were just things your parents worries about.

KATHY
Hey, look across the street.

JOHN
Another line.

KATHY
It’s for cupcakes.

JOHN
Wow, do people not now that cupcakes are loaded with sugar and crap that could potentially make their hearts explode?

KATHY
Yeah, but they’re young, they have metabolisms’ faster than Usain Bolt.

JOHN
Yeah, we never used to count calories.

KATHY
I know, but the gluten free oatmeal really isn’t that bad.

JOHN
Well, we should get home, it’s almost 10:30.

KATHY
Yikes, that late?

JOHN
Yeah, should we cab it?

KATHY
No, let’s take the subway.

JOHN
Living on the wild side.

They walk hand in hand through Washington Square Park.

KATHY
I’m tired.

JOHN
Me too. Homeland marathon and sushi.

KATHY
That’s why I love you.

End.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Like!

EXT. A NEW YORK STREET

CINDY
Status: Fall is here!! Love it!

BRIAN
Like.

CINDY
Comment: pumpkins, apples, oh my!

BRIAN
Colon, parentheses.

CINDY
Comment: the debates are next week, I guess I better get my empty chair ready.

BRIAN
Like.

Brian and Cindy walk past a bakery and they see a beautiful apple pie.

BRIAN (CONT’D)
Like. Comment: Yum,yum!

CINDY
Comment: Me too. Hashtag, thingsiliketoputinmymouth.

Later. They walk by a park bench with some graffiti on it.

BRIAN
Like.

CINDY
Like.

Later. They walk by a small child who spilled ice cream down his shirt.

BRIAN
Comment: too cute.

CINDY
Like, comment: way to cute.

They pause and look at each other.

BRIAN
Don’t you see what’s happening.

CINDY
We’ve been social mediated!

BRIAN
What?

CINDY
You know, when social media takes over your life to the point where you can’t interact with people in a normal way, a human way.

BRIAN
Hashtag, holysmokes!

CINDY
Comment: The only remedy is to move to Seattle and get a land line.

BRIAN
Comment: Seattle?

CINDY
Comment: They think Facebook is a weird sexual position.

BRIAN
Comment: You’re hilarious!

CINDY
Comment: We should hangout some time.

BRIAN
Comment: We are hanging out.

CINDY
Comment: Colon, parentheses.

BRIAN
Comment: Let’s start packing for Seattle.

CINDY
Comment: okay.

End.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Pet Shop

NT. A PET STORE

Wyatt, middle-aged, is behind the counter. He is creepy. A Siamese cat sits next to him. 

WYATT
That will be $33.33

CANDACE
For cat litter.

WYATT
Yup.

CANDACE
Why is it so expensive?

WYATT
Ummm, I don’t know......let me check the price for you.

CANDACE
Okay, cause that just seems to be a bit much.

WYATT
No problem.

CANDACE
Great.

Wyatt goes into the back and returns.

WYATT
Unfortunately, I did ring that up incorrectly. The actual price is $25.42.

CANDACE
Okay, that sounds better.

WYATT
So, let me just change that here on my machine. I just need your credit card.

CANDACE
Okay, here ya go.

Wyatt swipes the card through the register.

WYATT
Umm. Oh No. Yikes. I’m sorry ma'am, but I accidentally charged you for two jugs of cat litter instead of one.

CANDACE
Okay, well can you just void one of the jugs.

WYATT
Okay, we didn’t really go over this in training, but yeah, I guess I can figure it out.

Wyatt looks terrified.

CANDACE
Okay.

WYATT
So what  I can do is this: if you give me $7.91, I will add that to the total of the first purchase which will calibrate the machine and then it can be voided and we can start the transaction again.

CANDACE
Umm,, I don’t think that’s right cause you have now charged my credit card twice, and now your asking me to give you more cash. Shouldn’t you be giving me money back?

WYATT
No, I don’t think so. Please give me the money so we can void it and allow the system to reboot. If you don’t, it will shut down, and we will be here for hours.

The cat hisses at her.

CANDACE (RELUCTANTLY)
Fine!

She takes out the cash and slams it on the counter.

WYATT
Okay, thank you!

CANDACE
Could we just hurry this along? I don’t have all day.

WYATT
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, I just subtracted this instead of added it.

CANDACE
Urrrrhhhhh!

WYATT
It’s okay, do you have foreign currency, because if you did we could use the exchange rate to over-ride the system, which would cancel out the whole transaction?

CANDACE
This is ridiculous, I’m leaving!

WYATT
Okay, but before you go do you want to check out our pet Halloween costumes, there’s some great “Honey Boo Boo” ones.

CANDACE
Urgghhh.

Candace leaves, Wyatt watches as he pets the cat.

WYATT
Freak.

End.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Homeland. I know.

INT. AN APARTMENT

Jeff and Kelly are watching “Homeland”. They are on the edge of their seats. Literally, they are falling off their seats.

JEFF
I think there’s a mole?

KELLY
There’s totally a mole.

JEFF
Who did it?

KELLY
I don’t know?

JEFF
Is he a terrorist?

KELLY
He might be a terrorist.

KELLY (CONT’D)
I don’t know.

JEFF
I don’t know, either, it’s so suspenseful.

KELLY
I love this show.

JEFF.
I know.

KELLY
Totally.

JEFF
Yes!

KELLY
OMG, it’s just the best.

KELLY (CONT’D)
I can’t wait to watch more episodes.

JEFF
I know.

KELLY
Let’s just keep watching.

JEFF
I’m just so excited.

KELLY
I know, so am I.

JEFF
Excited!

JEFF (CONT’D)
I know. I KNOW!!!

KELLY
You don’t have to tell me cause I KNOW.

They are both getting louder.

JEFF
I KNOW.

KELLY
I KNOW.

JEFF
I KNOW.

KELLY
I KNOW.

KELLY (CONT’D)
What’s gonna happen.

JEFF
I don’t know.

KELLY
I don’t know.

JEFF
I don’t know either.

KELLY
Yeek

JEFF
Yack!

End.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Wow wow awaaaaa

INT. AN APARTMENT IN SOHO

Feist is auditioning new female back up singers for her upcoming tour.

SANDY
HI!

FEIST
Adieu!

SANDY
Okay. Do you want me to sing?

FEIST
Not really, I want you to do an open sound. Like, wow wow awa. Like that.

SANDY
What? Don’t you want me to sing a song, so you can hear my vocals?

FEIST
No, just the sound......wow wow awa. Like your giving birth.

SANDY
Okay, I guess I can try it.

FEIST
Use your voice to bring life into the world. You’re the angel of life.....speak to me child.

SANDY (TIMIDELY)
Wow wow awa.

FEIST
Okay, that’s good, but I really want to hear it from the gut, louder. You are opening your vaginal canal and letting light into the world.

SANDY
Woooooow wooooooow awaaaaawww!

FEIST
Louder!

SANDY
Wowooooooooo wooowoooooooo awaaaaww

FEIST
BETTER, NOW LOUDER!

SANDY
WOW WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW AWWAAAAAAAAA

FEIST
EXCELLENT, NOW GET ON THE FLOOR.

Sandy is confused but gets on the floor anyway.

FEIST (CONT’D)
Great, now pretend your a lion.

SANDY
What?

FEIST
I want to see how you do animal work.

SANDY
I thought this was just for back up vocals.

FEIST
Be a lion!

SANDY
Roarrrr.

FEIST
Excellent. Okay now let me get a look at you.
Sandy gets up and brushes herself off.

FEIST (CONT’D)
Now, let’s talk about what you’re wearing.

SANDY
I just bought this.

Fiest takes out a pair of gardening shears and a pair of "mom jeans".

FEIST
Now, put these on (she throws her the mom jeans), and let me asymmetrically cut your hair.

SANDY
With the gardening shears?

FEIST
Yeah, that’s how everyone is cutting their hair now, it gives it some really amazing texture. Go on turn around.

Fiest, chops Sandy’s hair. She looks like a plant on the set of Edward Scissorhands.

FEIST (CONT’D)
Perfection. Okay, now the last thing I need you to do is put on a pair of my grandmother’s glasses.
Fiest hands the bifocals to Sandy.

SANDY
Thanks. So do I have the job.

FEIST
Yes, tomorrow you will report to my house upstate where we will commence our three week silent retreat, after that I think you will be ready for the tour.

SANDY
Okay, but I am getting paid, right?

FEIST
In prayers.

SANDY
Ugghhhhhh.

Sandy walks out.

FIiST
I think this is gonna be my best tour yet.

End.