Wednesday, October 5, 2011
INT. OFFICE-SOMEWHERE IN MIDTOWN- DAY
Sam is at the water cooler talking to Diane.
Did you have a good weekend?
Yeah, but the only thing that
bugged me about it was all the
stupid coverage over Kim
Kardashian’s stupid wedding. God
can those girl get anymore
Are they on TV? ‘Cause I don’t have
a TV. Is she a chef?
Well, it’s probably good that you
don’t know them. They are a family
famous for having a lot of money
but they do nothing. I mean
They sound awful.
Yeah, so no TV, you must read a
lot. What is your favorite book?
Harry Potter? Twilight? Or do you
go for more intelligent reading
like Dan Brown.
Sorry, I don’t know what those
things are. Are they names of
Ok, is it Prank Pa-Tuesday? Cause I
didn’t get the e-mail.
No, I don’t usually read. I have a
little bit of dyslexia and reading
hurts my eyes and brain. My mom
told me if it hurts don’t do it.
But don’t tell the boss, I don’t
want him to know that I can’t spell
Yeah. But, you must see book covers
on the subway and stuff.
I take cabs, everywhere, the subway
makes me feel claustrophobic.
Ok, and I am assuming that you
don’t have a computer, I-phone, Ipad,
twitter, facebook, or goggle plus.
Well, I can’t afford a computer,
and I don’t know what any of those
other things are.
Oh my God, how can you live like
that. Information changes every
second now a days and you are so
detached you might as well go live
in on a farm at the tip of France.
Are you even qualified to work
Of course I am, I’m an assistant, I
get coffee, file paper, and make
sure everything runs smoothly, I
don’t need to know much.
Yeah, but there are certain things
that you just need to know.
Ok. Sam, who is the president?
Oh, I know this. It’s on the tip of
my tongue, I remembered seeing his
face on a campaign poster a couple
of years ago. I think it starts
with a B. Barry Osama?
Yeah. Ok. Don’t talk to me again.
But, I thought we were gonna make
homemade pistachio jam together
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