Monday, October 10, 2011
I have a Cap Frap or Anarchy Against the Oppressor
INT. COFFEE SHOP-UPPER EAST-DAY
Marchin is a Barista from Poland. He speaks with a very thick
I have a Cap Frap!
No, it’s a hot chocolate, not a Cap
My bad, I just love saying Cap
Frap, it makes day.
Yeah, ok, I know it’s a fun word to
Actually, yes, this lady would like
a Cap Frap.
Really, she want Cap Frap. Oh my
God, I get to do Cap Frap dance.
Marchin takes out a boom box and starts to play techno
“music”, Berlin style and begins to dance.
What are you doing?
Cap Frap dance, come on Kim, try it
with me. Dance with me.
The techno music gets louder.
Cap Frap, do, do, do,do. Cap Frap,
do,do,do,do. Cap Frap. I can make a
Cap Frap, and you can make Big Mac.
We will come together to give the
people what they want.
Listen to me and join me in my
chant. Cap Frap, Cap Frap, Cap
That’s the stuff Kim, you are a
revolutionary against the man,
against Wall Street, against
everything that is wrong. If you
want to drink a Cap Frap, you can.
That’s right, if I want to drink a
Cap Frap I can.
Kim begins to sing.
I am working at a coffee shop, and
I’m never gonna stop. I don’t work
for the man, I work for money to
get a spray tan. Cap Frap, do, do,
do, do. Cap Frap do, do, do ,do.
Cap Frap, do, do, do, do.
The boss walks in and turns off the music.
Guys, stop fooling around and get
back to work. Those Cap Frap’s
aren’t gonna sell themselves.
Marchin and Kim start to clean up the mess that they created
in there anarchic state. And begin to chant softly.
Cap Frap, Cap Frap, Cap
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