Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Is This What I Look Like in Good Lighting?
INT. OFFICE BUILDING-SOMEWHERE IN MIDTOWN-DAY
Jannie comes in with two different socks, one red, one blue.
Black pants that have cat hair all over them, a shirt that is
way to small on her, a winter jacket when it’s fall, and
eyeliner smeared across her face. She enters the board
Holy, shit stick!
Have you looked at yourself today?
No, I have horrible lighting in my
apartment and usually my husband is
sleeping so I just dress in the
You should look at yourself.
You look like Phyllis Diller and
Joan River’s love child.
Jannie sees her reflection in the mirror.
Is this what I look like in good
Oh, I had no idea. Thanks for
telling me guys.
Jannie takes a chair and smashes the window and jumps out of
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