Things I learned on my trip to Mexico!

1). Drinking every day, keeps the doctors away
2). Surfing is hard
3). Bring good toilet paper
4). Don't sweat the small stuff
5). When you start to peel, DON'T TOUCH
6). Tequilla is the sweet poison of the Gods!
7). Sand removal can be tricky
8). Don't read Fifty Shades of Grey on the plane
9). Mexican food in America sucks!!!!
10). Swimming in a Bridesmaids dress is awesome!