Like!

EXT. A NEW YORK STREET

CINDY
Status: Fall is here!! Love it!

BRIAN
Like.

CINDY
Comment: pumpkins, apples, oh my!

BRIAN
Colon, parentheses.

CINDY
Comment: the debates are next week, I guess I better get my empty chair ready.

BRIAN
Like.

Brian and Cindy walk past a bakery and they see a beautiful apple pie.

BRIAN (CONT’D)
Like. Comment: Yum,yum!

CINDY
Comment: Me too. Hashtag, thingsiliketoputinmymouth.

Later. They walk by a park bench with some graffiti on it.

BRIAN
Like.

CINDY
Like.

Later. They walk by a small child who spilled ice cream down his shirt.

BRIAN
Comment: too cute.

CINDY
Like, comment: way to cute.

They pause and look at each other.

BRIAN
Don’t you see what’s happening.

CINDY
We’ve been social mediated!

BRIAN
What?

CINDY
You know, when social media takes over your life to the point where you can’t interact with people in a normal way, a human way.

BRIAN
Hashtag, holysmokes!

CINDY
Comment: The only remedy is to move to Seattle and get a land line.

BRIAN
Comment: Seattle?

CINDY
Comment: They think Facebook is a weird sexual position.

BRIAN
Comment: You’re hilarious!

CINDY
Comment: We should hangout some time.

BRIAN
Comment: We are hanging out.

CINDY
Comment: Colon, parentheses.

BRIAN
Comment: Let’s start packing for Seattle.

CINDY
Comment: okay.

End.