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Friday, February 5, 2010

The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Liposuction

Heidi Montag a size zero reality "star" has currently revealed to the world that she has had over ten plastic surgeries in one day; including liposuction! What the boobs?

I know what your saying: it's old news and Hollywood would not be Hollywood without it's obsession with body image, so finish your bagel and accept it. NO NO NO NO NO NO! If Hedi "I'm fake" Montag wanted to be more marketable as a pop singer (reason sited for getting the work done)then why doesn't she go take some singing lesson instead of hacking up her face. Why is your "talent" based on how your look. And it goes both ways: Why did everyone feel so moved by Susan Boyle? Was it because she could hit those high notes so beautifully or because she was a lonely overweight spinster who had never been kissed. Can people just honor a talent, whether it be singing, acting or accounting without commenting on how a person looks? Maybe people would be happier.

Have you ever watched any plastic surgery procedures on the discovery channel or on an episode of Oprah where she strongly encourages children to leave the room. Well, I have and it is absolutely disgusting. I mean why would you want to have someone cut around your face, peel back your skin, and manually move your insides around.

Now, I am all for looking your best. Fighting nature is something that every woman struggles with, but people get old! If you are eating right, working out and showering...... you probably look pretty good. I understand that celebrities represent a fantasy. People find it fun to check out of their lives and watch Barbie and Ken play house but I am over it!!!!! I want normal people who have real imperfections that make them beautiful: Jenna Fisher, Tina Fey, Meryl Streep.

Woman get old, they get hairy, they get ugly but at least it's real! At least I'm not gonna wake up one day with severe back pain, over sized lips and my eyes popping out of my head. At least I'm not gonna die at the age of 30 because I had cocaine and orange juice for breakfast.

So ladies, it's a free country and you can do whatever you want to do......but go home and look at a picture of yourself when you were a little girl. That is what you look like. Honor it! And for all you mother's out there who are encouraging this, SHAME ON YOU!

P.S Spencer you are a douche!

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