COMPETITIVE PARENTING- CAT OWNER STYLE
EXT. CENTRAL PARK-DAY

Sabine and Leila are having a picnic and they both have their
cats on their laps. They are both petting their cats very
aggressively.

SABINE
My cat can purr in seven languages.

LEILA
My cat can meow in eight.

SABINE
My cat is not one pound over
weight.

LEILA
Neither is mine.

SABINE
We have already looked in to some
possible modeling gigs that he
might be right for.

LEILA
Which agency?

SABINE
Cat Casting.

LEILA
They’re good, but you should really
go with Feline Films. They do more
indie, less mainstream.

SABINE
Yeah, I know Leila.

LEILA
Just trying to help Sabine.
They both sit in silence, it is uncomfortable and they don’t
talk.

SABINE
So, have you and Dave thought
anymore about having kids. No, you
and Chris?

LEILA
No.
More silence, more awkwardness, more petting.

End