Lady Gaga and Anna Wintour have a mono syllabic conversation at Fashion Week.

LADY GAGA AND ANNA WINTOUR HAVE A MONO SYLLABIC CONVERSATION
AT FASHION WEEK.
By Katie Repman

INT. A TENT AT THE MERCEDES-BENZ FASHION WEEK- NIGHT
Lady Gaga and Anna Wintour are waiting for the Ashley and
Mary-Kate Olsen show to begin. They are wearing sunglasses
and way, way, way over the top outfits.

LADY GAGA
So.

ANNA WINTOUR
So.

LADY GAGA
Kors?

ANNA WINTOUR
Love!

LADY GAGA
Hate!

ANNA WINTOUR
Ford?

LADY GAGA
Ugghh.....

ANNA WINTOUR
Ugghh.....

LADY GAGA
Wang?

ANNA WINTOUR
Done.

LADY GAGA
Ha!

A waiter who is wearing a human condom offers them a variety
of drinks on a tray.

ANNA WINTOUR
Drink?

LADY GAGA
Sure

ANNA WINTOUR
Wine?

LADY GAGA
Red.

Ann Wintour points to her teeth and shakes her head.

ANNA WINTOUR
White?

LADY GAGA
Fine.

ANNA WINTOUR
So?

LADY GAGA
So....

Lady Gaga yawns.

ANNA WINTOUR
Tie?

Lady Gaga shakes her head.

LADY GAGA
Tie.

ANNA WINTOUR
K.

LADY GAGA
K.

ANNA WINTOUR
Ta.

LADY GAGA
Ta.

End.