By Katie Repman
INT. JAMES AND KATHY’S APARTMENT-NIGHT
James and Kathy sleep soundly.
Can you get him?
It’s four in the morning, we gave
him food last night, maybe he needs
He’s purring I think that he wants
to play with us.
It’s four in the morning!
James gets up, turns on the light and puts on a clown nose.
Kathy gets up and puts on a pink tutu and a tiara and a clown
nose. Cat looks so happy and excited! He is purring. Kathy
and James begin to “play with the cat”.
Oh Mr. Pacman will you marry me?
No, I won’t Miss Tallulah.
Miss Tallulah begins to cry.
But Mr. Pacman, I love you.
Cat is watching them as if it is point match at the US open.
He has stopped meowing and looks extremely happy.
I won’t marry you, unless you can
find me the eye of a dead horse,
fairy’s blood and the heart of the
Kathy looks annoyed.
Kathy goes and finds a button, ketchup and the shell that
they brought back from their Honeymoon in Hawaii.
Here you are Mr. Pacman, everything
you wanted. Now will you be mine or
Of course Miss. Tallulah, you are
my everything, you are my heart, I
will love you forever and ever.
James smears the ketchup all over Kathy’s face, puts the
button in her mouth and puts the shell to his ear, then he
starts to sing “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic. After
several minutes Kathy joins in. Cat stares at them
mesmerized. The song is soothing to Cat’s ears and he begins
to fall asleep.
I think he’s asleep.
Really, are you sure?
Yeah. Okay let’s go back to bed, I
can help you with the Ketchup.
I think next time I should just
dress up like a fairy and you could
cut my arm so a little bit of blood
comes out. I think that might be
You’re right, Cat is a harsh critic
and I think he’s beginning to catch
on that Ketchup is not really
Good night! What time are you
In about 45 minutes.
Cool, see you in the morning.