Saturday, September 17, 2011
Ryan Gosling talks with his agent!
RYAN GOSLING TALKS WITH HIS AGENT
EXT. THE BOARDWALK IN MALIBU.
Ryan Gosling and his agent Bob are walking the boardwalk
eating cotton candy.
Bob, what’s going on man?
(he is very intense, like
a close up is happening
but he is the only one
who is aware of it)
So Ryan, we have had a few
complaints about the way that you
have been performing lately from
the studio head.
What you talking about?
He eats a piece of cotton candy like a ruthless killer.
Well, you’re from Canada, right?
What’s it to you?
Well, it seems like recently most
of your characters sound like they
are from Bed-Sty, Brooklyn, and I’m
not really sure what these vocal
choices are about, and I think they
work in certain circumstances but
not all the time.
I ain’t no punk!
No, I didn’t say you were a punk, I
am just not sure where these
choices are coming from and I think
that ultimately it could really
effect your career.
You just don’t know, you just don’t
know the struggle that I’s had to
do to get to the top.
What struggle? You came from an
affluent Canadian suburban family.
Ryan comes right up to Bob’s face as if he is gonna punch him
Don’t youse ever talk abut my
No Ryan, that’s not what I am
saying, I was just simply pointing
out the irony in the situation. I
love your parents.
Alright, this is want’s a gonna
happena. You’re gonna walk away,
and I am not gonna here from you
again. Do youse understand?
But, I’m your agent, are you firing
He takes the cotton candy and rubs in all over Bob’s face
The next time youse want to come up
into my face and tell me how to
live my life you are not only gonna
have me on your ass, but youse is
gonna have the entire federation on
What federation, youse knows what
federation. And when your sleeping,
and when your children are
sleeping, I’m gonna come at you
like you ain’t never seen before.
You wouldn’t hurt my kids would
Ryan takes out a knife from his back pocket and starts
picking at his fingers with it.
Don’t you ever mess with me son.
Ryan’s phone rings.
Hello. Oh hi mom. Yeah I got the
socks and the maple cookies, oh but
next time can you put a little bit
more syrup in them. OK I love you
mom, I will be home at Christmas,
and I was thinking we could sing
the carols at the orphanage again
Bob looks confused.
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