Doug
Did you see "Breaking Bad"?
Mary
Spoiler alert.
(She covers her ears).
Doug
I didn't say anything. I literally just said "Breaking Ba---
Mary
You spoil. Spoiler!
Doug
What? Okay, fine let's talk about something else. Are you excited for "Homeland" to start?
Mary
SPOILER!!!!!!!! I can't believe you just told me that.
Doug
What? I said "Homeland".
Mary
You insensitive prick!
Doug
Whoa! Okay.
Mary
I thought you were my friend.
Doug
I am. Okay fine, why don't we talk about an old TV show, like "Seinfeld". I loved how they ended that. I know you've seen that 'cause we talked about it a while ago.
Mary
You, mother effin moron, I hate you so much right now, I want to smash your face.
Doug
You've seen it and you know how it ends.
Mary
Yeah , but I haven't see it in like forever and you just ruined my re-watch experience. Asshole!
Doug
Ughggh.
End.
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